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Objection Blaster

A fast, funny arcade game that teaches you to handle sales objections in real time. 5 levels, 40 objections, 3 difficulty modes. Think Fight Night meets sales bootcamp.

OBJECTION BLASTER is a rapid-fire sales objection handling trainer disguised as an arcade game. You're a sales closer on a hot call. Objections fly at you. Pick the best response before the timer runs out. Correct answers build streaks, unlock multipliers, and rack up points. Wrong answers cost lives. The game teaches the A.I.R.B. Framework (Acknowledge, Isolate, Resolve, Bridge) through gameplay.

Features

  • 40 Unique Objections across 5 themed levels with realistic sales scenarios
  • A.I.R.B. Framework - every correct answer demonstrates the pattern. Every wrong answer explains why it fails.
  • 3 Difficulty Modes - Rookie (15s timer + hints), Closer (10s), Shark (7s with trick answers)
  • 4 Answer Archetypes - The Closer (correct), The Pushover, The Bulldozer, and The Rambler. Wrong answers are funny enough to screenshot.
  • Streak System - 2x at 3, 3x at 5, 5x at 8, 10x at 12. Chase the multiplier.
  • Speed Bonus - up to +50 points based on how fast you answer
  • Persistent Leaderboard - top 10 scores saved locally
  • Share Button - copy your score and roast to clipboard
  • Custom Roasts - performance-based feedback that makes people want to play again

The 5 Levels

  1. The Budget Blocker - Price objections from a small business owner
  2. The Stall Artist - Delay tactics from a VP who keeps pushing to next quarter
  3. The Skeptic - Trust issues from a marketing agency owner burned before
  4. The Competitor Card - Comparison objections from a superintendent shopping around
  5. The Gauntlet - Boss level. C-suite executive. Mixed objections. No mercy.

Why This Game Exists

Most sales training is boring. Slides, role-plays, PDFs nobody reads. Objection Blaster makes the reps fun. The wrong answers are intentionally hilarious - The Bulldozer responses make you cringe, The Pushover responses make you recognize yourself, and The Rambler responses are painfully relatable. Humor makes the lessons stick.

Built as a single HTML file with React, Tailwind CSS, and Web Audio API. No dependencies, no backend, runs anywhere.